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Marriage Humor （婚姻幽默）
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> Wife: 'What are you doing?'
& z$ U0 h& s. J' ~( [3 L8 F> 妻：你在作什麼啊？
6 D- A7 y! L& U> Husband : Nothing. ' j$ D* y _. T b; G- ?
> 夫：沒作什麼。
& Y' h' [+ k& `* @; G7 h> Wife : 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.'
. a) s0 I& k! h' \" G7 y9 h> 妻：沒作什麼？你看著我們的結婚證書，足足有一小時了。 9 f- i5 M/ G. f7 ^# M/ a) ~
> Husband : 'I was looking for the expiry date.'
% S8 E" |& g, [> 夫：我在尋找它的有效日期是到什麼時候。
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> Wife: 'You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?'
( Y6 v( A) h# L9 ~> 妻：為什麼你經常把我的照片放在你皮夾裡？ : J; R4 Y6 ]2 }
> Hubby: 'When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem 5 l8 l& p+ h) ]" g
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> 夫：當問題發生時，不管有多困難，我看著妳照片就迎刃而解了。 }) j& L M; b" j$ Y- y* q4 D! P6 x
> Wife: 'You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you!'
% K+ T1 g V- x$ n$ U> 妻：你看我對你有多麼驚人的影響力啊！
* x) n8 i6 N, O/ r& T2 k& m8 p> Hubby: 'Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?'
5 K8 z0 K& A5 ]2 J> 夫：是啊！望著妳的照片我問自己，還有什麼困難比這個來得大呢？
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. l$ D% |1 M. \> Stress Reliever Girl: 'When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your
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> 女孩：婚後我要分擔你所有的煩惱、困擾，以減輕你的負擔。 ) X4 y9 H) M/ h! ?0 L
> Boy: 'It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.'
9 F1 y: i! \- Z# L b: V1 s> 男孩：親愛的，妳真體貼，但我並沒有任何煩惱或困擾。 9 F( y2 k* u1 c
> Girl: 'Well that's because we aren't married yet.' 3 b$ `4 p* }( a, I
> 女孩：哦？那是因為我們還沒結婚的緣故。
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> Son: ' Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.'
0 A! \ s+ J% o. P6 v: L# E> 子：今早我和爹地一起搭車，他要我讓座給一位女士。
6 b7 D% p3 q; j y' g6 p> Mom: 'Well, you have done the right thing.'
# [, q7 J& N8 ^9 ~4 {> 母：嗯，你這麼做是對的。
; X6 K- U- n+ l' R& K, V> Son: 'But mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap.'
: H$ h w- s0 d: d E8 p; Q; `> 子：但是，媽，我當時是坐在爹地的腿上呢。
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> A newly married man asked his wife, 'Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?'
$ l" a- o( u3 u1 a> 一位新婚的先生問他太太：如果我父親沒留下巨額財產給我，你會嫁給我嗎？
9 j! a5 d0 O* i7 ?; {4 P' |# \> 'Honey,' the woman replied sweetly, 'I'd have married you, N O MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!' * v8 L" G, ~/ v
> 女人溫柔的答道：親愛的，不管是誰留下財產給你，我都會嫁給你的。
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5 @% x6 K/ p2 X; Z> Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever .
4 J# |2 q' M! L: w5 u* i> 女孩對著男友說：吻我一下，我就永遠屬於你了。
+ U J8 u' n' m* ?3 t> The guy replies: 'Thanks for the early warning.' % Y% b; c! d* o' p8 d8 A) B
> 男孩回道：謝謝您提早警告我。 7 u7 y, _% s6 M8 P, Y
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0 }$ ]- g1 R3 w- F0 M> A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?' 1 Y8 D# i2 r7 |; W6 ?4 x% T
> 妻問夫：你最喜歡我哪一點？我美麗的臉龐，還是我性感的軀體？ 5 Y8 h0 ?& N9 v$ O. M4 L* S% H
> He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense of humor.'
) A0 h2 p# s5 y. J8 C% t> 他把她從頭到腳瀏覽了一遍，回道：我喜歡你的幽默感。
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