婚姻幽默

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Marriage Humor （婚姻幽默）
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, X; B/ t: M: ?+ T+ o6 O2 k  L> Wife: 'What are you doing?'
> 妻：你在作什麼啊？
> Husband : Nothing.
  W, `$ Z! K  O6 p1 Y> 夫：沒作什麼。
, F3 S9 [$ R- b1 o2 ?# m6 I> Wife : 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.'
> 妻：沒作什麼？你看著我們的結婚證書，足足有一小時了。
9 \9 T/ g# J( x" X* P  b> Husband : 'I was looking for the expiry date.'
> 夫：我在尋找它的有效日期是到什麼時候。
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> Wife: 'You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?'
+ S, T) U& w) S$ s; b1 o1 u> 妻：為什麼你經常把我的照片放在你皮夾裡？
! k* s1 r% k( P" x> Hubby: 'When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem
> disappears.'
> 夫：當問題發生時，不管有多困難，我看著妳照片就迎刃而解了。
> Wife: 'You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you!'
, `1 y: H" |# X. |1 E. b& a> 妻：你看我對你有多麼驚人的影響力啊！
- o1 O% q+ p* }# o+ f> Hubby: 'Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?'
> 夫：是啊！望著妳的照片我問自己，還有什麼困難比這個來得大呢？
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> Stress Reliever Girl: 'When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your
> burden.'
> 女孩：婚後我要分擔你所有的煩惱、困擾，以減輕你的負擔。
, E/ G. X& ]8 J$ O> Boy: 'It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.'
> 男孩：親愛的，妳真體貼，但我並沒有任何煩惱或困擾。
> Girl: 'Well that's because we aren't married yet.'
0 h3 s0 _' S! J0 p9 ~> 女孩：哦？那是因為我們還沒結婚的緣故。
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0 c: F' r3 o4 W7 ]> Son: ' Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.'
$ _" d- d; a& Z8 H+ r& E> 子：今早我和爹地一起搭車，他要我讓座給一位女士。
! b- G  b( j, ]3 o/ L7 p8 M, d9 |> Mom: 'Well, you have done the right thing.'
9 `5 w- S; S7 x( Q% ^& F> 母：嗯，你這麼做是對的。
8 a( B( n2 Y  U$ ?  n> Son: 'But mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap.'
- b8 P+ W% A3 @> 子：但是，媽，我當時是坐在爹地的腿上呢。
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) S. Z' }) s3 s; m, G! z> A newly married man asked his wife, 'Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?'
4 p& L! B- }4 H: M+ l5 U3 u> 一位新婚的先生問他太太：如果我父親沒留下巨額財產給我，你會嫁給我嗎？
% A' y2 z( D+ k% E> 'Honey,' the woman replied sweetly, 'I'd have married you, N O MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!'
> 女人溫柔的答道：親愛的，不管是誰留下財產給你，我都會嫁給你的。
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> Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever .
> 女孩對著男友說：吻我一下，我就永遠屬於你了。
! \$ m* T) r0 S0 S7 ~& C3 Z0 F. y) s> The guy replies: 'Thanks for the early warning.'
> 男孩回道：謝謝您提早警告我。
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> A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?'
: Z" ~- g. o8 O1 |$ ~# d0 R8 `/ P> 妻問夫：你最喜歡我哪一點？我美麗的臉龐，還是我性感的軀體？
3 j4 C# L& _* L( w> He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense of humor.'
; P, g& l" c- h! u6 x- D$ K> 他把她從頭到腳瀏覽了一遍，回道：我喜歡你的幽默感。
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好有趣的英文阿~我笑噴了啦